Creatus-
People I like - Friends List, ClockCrew and Some ppl at SonicSquared.com

People I hate - liars, art stealers, people who say they've never been banned when they have. People who are proud of banning somon else. People who record the number of times they've made the sheezy front page in their profile. People who like anime. People who like Helsing. Not to mention any names of course.


-- The Clock Code: CC 2001

A simple change of name does not a Clock make; it is determination, pride and selflessness; first, reflecting and gaining the realization that Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal; second, donating to the community, sewing an American flag and feeding the homeless; third, deliberate meditation upon the essential foundations of being a Clock; and finally, the technical affluence in producing cutting-edge Flash animations that allude the rather ignorant populous to the teachings of the Clocks. I wish you all the best, soon you all will be Clocks... and that will be a fine day!!

-PineappleClock, 2001

The Clockcrew.net Guidlines:
StrawberryClock is the King of the Portal
This one statement says a lot. It is what the Clocks have been based on, praise of StrawberryClock. Of course, this rule does not only apply to StrawberryClock, but all Clocks in general. Respect your fellow Clock and you shall, in turn, be respected. In that sense, however, you should not limit yourself to the Clock Crew; if you donate your respect everyone, expect an even greater respect given back. Problems arise when there is no mutual respect between two people, so try your best to eliminate the potential for a problem before one is created.

Donating to the community
Do not just label yourself a "Clock" and expect to be recognized. You must make yourself known. Post on the BBS, make friends with other Clocks, submit movies to the Portal, and participate in Clock-related activities. Helping other people is key. Collaborative projects never hurt.

Flash
This is very important, the ability to create new and hilarious Flash movies. If you can't make Flash movies, we suggest you learn. It's not as hard as it may seem :)

We're not looking for things that are drawn well, so you're in luck if art isn't your best subject. Just as long as you make something funny and not something hateful or degrading to Clocks.

Being an "official" Clock
There is no real way to be an official Clock. You control your own popularity among the Clocks. If you feel as if you are not appreciated, make a funny Flash movie, or help someone out with something. You'll feel a lot better with yourself in the end, and might make a new friend in the process. Also be sure to respect other's decisions. If you have an idea, and we decide not to use it, don't take it personally. If you are left out from a Flash movie and complain, it will be looked down upon. Instead, take it in stride; just because you weren't featured on the shirt doesn't mean that we don't appreciate what you have to contribute to the Clock Crew. Be yourself, have fun, and give everyone the same amount of respect you wish to receive in return, and you will go far!